Why no officer, what makes you think we’ve been drinking?
In his defense, even sober, benches are hard to work.
When teenage vampires drink too much
Drunk and clingy is no way to go through life.
Happy and
Serene
I’m not drunk. It’s an earthquake.
One word: TEQUILA!
The primary supplier of toilets in america is a company called American Standard. If you’ve ever spent a fair amount of time on your bathroom floor you might have noticed the company logo somewhere on your toilet.
Ergo, one of the great nicknames for puking became “Embracing the American Standard.”
Of course we have photographic evidence.
We’re talking weapon of massive destruction
The clientele at the local watering hole sure has gone downhill.
It’s always nice to have a friend who helps you puke.
Would you believe I’m the cleaning lady?
One of my favorite drunk phenomena – the drunk stack
Popcorn and flip-flops? This is definitely a beginner’s stack.
Food and a pregnancy test… Definitely an expert stack
An oldie but a goodie – The Mamie stack
One of my favorites – the Lite Brite stack.
Karate demonstrations and alcohol don’t mix
One more hour, and if she doesn’t wake up I can eat her, ok?
I am Drinks Everyone Under the Table. This is my victory dance!
Having generousy given the world a plethora of crotch shots, Paris Hilton reinvents herself with a face plant.
What’s for dinner? Damn, not that again.
He is, quite literally, a doormat.
Beer and black eyes. Just like peanut butter and chocolate.
Is my face still there?
Is the super bowl over?
I didn’t spill OR lose a tooth this time.
So then I said, “How could you think those shoes went with that outfit.”
Hello Handsome
Stop staring at me dude. It’s creepy.
Someone got drunk and joined the circus
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