Six-Pack Abs: Sanity

Sanity — Doing something different, and expecting the same fucked up results. We are alcoholics after all.

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Six-Pack Abs: Freedom

Freedom — The opportunity to mess up your life without any interference from friends or loved ones.

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Six-Pack Abs: Defects of Character

Defects of Character — The personality traits held against you in any argument with a loved one, confidant, or close friend.

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Six-pack Abs: Boundaries

Boundaries — The obvious clues and warnings you ignore in your relentless attempt to capture someone else’s heart, so you don’t have to live in your own.

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Six Pack Abs: Drunk Dream

Drunk Dream – The idea that now that you’re sober, everything is going to be okay.

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Six Pack Abs: Serenity Prayer

Serenity Prayer — What an old timer usually says right before they punch someone in the mouth.

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Six-Pack Abs: Topic

Topic — Subject brought up for discussion at the start of the meeting, that is then ignored for the rest of the meeeting so Old Timers can lecture newcomers, while the rest of the group talks about themselves or whatever they please.

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